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Sara and I were just talking about this!!

— Two points. First, you just haven’t met the right guy: I’ll have you know I AM A GLORIOUS AMALGAMATION OF EVERY GOOD VIRTUE OF THESE MEN PLUS ALL OF THE EXCELLENT REALITIES OF A SLIGHTLY ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES, FAIRLY CHARMING BAD BOY. (Or, I like to believe so.) Second point: didn’t the fact the entire set of Disney films has but a tenuous grip on reality in every respect make you suspect that perhaps this particular element of the fiction was also, uh, fiction? (Not to destroy my first point - it’s still true. I am still awesome.)

Well, Mr. I-am-the-embodiment-of-everything-a-girl-wants-in-a-guy, you’re right! I haven’t met the right guy! Secondly, I never said I WANT a guy who is straight out of a Disney film, so it’s okay that their perfection is fiction.  In theory, yes, a guy like Prince Charming in all the Disney movies would be great.  In real life though, the Prince Charming act is only so they can boink you.  So I got over the false expectations Disney gave me! And yes, I’m sure you’re totally awesome even though you’re not like Disney princes!

— (Grins.) I hope you know I was just being funny when I said I was A GLORIOUS AMALGAMATION OF EVERY GOOD VIRTUE OF THESE MEN PLUS ALL OF THE EXCELLENT REALITIES OF A SLIGHTLY ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES, FAIRLY CHARMING BAD BOY. I think I’m pretty okay though. But yeah, glad you got over those false expectations: it would be tragic (and yet, somehow hilarious) to imagine a girl thinking men could really be like this.

Haha I figured you were joking!  Or else you have no issues with self-esteem at least :) And I wouldn’t think any girl seriously thinks that type of man is real.  Women aren’t Disney princesses, and we don’t expect men to be princes! Besides, that much over the top perfection would be boring.  Flaws make a person interesting.

Then I must be the most interesting man in the world… haha. Seriously though, yes. You are correct, in every way. Hurrah!